Blonde across the river and doggy.

Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river bank. One yells "How do I get to the other side of the river?". The other yells back "You already are on the other side!!".



2 men are walking down the street and they see a dog licking its testicals. One man looks at the other and says "Man I wish I could do that.." The other man looks and says "Maybe you should try petting the dog first"